"Soon I'll have hair like all of you!" shouts the bald white bean man climbing the great beanstalk. A few brightly coloured bean people look onwards

wait for it hoes

The bald white bean man climbs and climbs...he's almost at the top...is he?

then, the bald white bean man comes across a gorgeous kidney bean woman on the bean stalk journey. she has the most beautiful long blonde hair he has ever seen. he asks her for hair advice.

"I rinse but I don't repeat" says the rapunzel-like lady kidney bean. Her eyes glimmer and her lips are ginormous...hmm she looked better from afar. How will this end??

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